Dangerous Pillows

We have a pink couch and a dark loveseat in our living room. Both feature many pillows, as is traditional.

Yesterday I finished work, and opened the door between the Annex (that’s what we call the space we added to our apartment by purchasing the studio next door) and the living room to find all of the pillows ripped off of both the couch and loveseat.

Additionally, I found two giggling boys in the process of putting every monster truck in the apartment (and we have many) amongst the pillows.

Sammy looked up at me and said, “We’re playing Dangerous Pillows!”

As far as I can tell you play Dangerous Pillows thusly:

  • Pull all the pillows off of all the furniture
  • Make mounds around the wooden coffee table which has four very sharp edges
  • Add as many additional tripping hazards
  • Run around the piles of pillows and try to avoid “falling into one of the holes”
  • Laugh like a maniac

I am hopeful Sammy and Declan will go pro and we can live off that sweet, sweet Dangerous Pillow money.

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