With the babies on the way I thought to myself, "I should really read a bunch of these books I own."

And I also but 14 books on hold at the library (and have 3 checked out!).

I'm complicated.

Scene: I get on the elevator on the 5th floor of my building after running on the treadmill. On the elevator are two people: an elderly woman and man.

"Hello."

The old lady and man nod.

I press the button for my floor and notice I'm getting off before they are.

My stop arrives and I say, "Have a nice night," and get off the elevator.

As the doors are closing I hear the woman say, "Why was he so wet?!"

To which the man replies, "I dunno. Maybe he was working out."