I think 92 year old Big Hy gets a pass:
‘It’s not the right thing to do, but I did it,’ Mr. Strachman said, acknowledging that his actions violated copyright law.
‘If I were younger,’ he added, ‘maybe I’d be spending time in the hoosegow.’
He also gets bonus points for using the word “hoosegow” non-ironically, as only a 92 year old DVD pirated can.