Dude, you need help.
Just curious: does the price of all that pay for a downpayment on a house in the country?
So, Scott: I have a Kindle problem. I was e-reading at the hairdresser and dropped it on the floor. Ack! 1/3 of the screen is now dead. I tried resetting the device: no luck. Thoughts? Personal experience? Waa. (Found your blog via MMc, noticed theme of e-reader.)