Is anyone as shocked as I am that I am still single?
Two Fork Yous in one week

Nice new shirt, huh?

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I have a few posts brewing in this little old noggin of mine, but until then check out my new shirt. I bought it at Macy's, which I am no longer too fat to shop at (Macy's had no issue with me when I was heavier, but they also didn't have any Big and Tall clothes, so I couldn't buy anything that fit me. No longer!).

I'm so hot it is ridiculous, right?

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