Someone, who shall remain nameless, posted on their blog about the trials and tribulations of online dating. I'm somewhat familiar with the process myself, so I can feel her pain (though from the other side of the gender aisle). She said something about the pickings being slim, while the men on those sites weren't (aka lots of fat dudes are looking for love on the Internets). I, of course, rose to the occasion to defend my hefty brethren (though she was talking about fat, stupid, toothless hicks of which I am not one) and said that not all fat dudes were bad. She emailed me a response, of which I shall quote the best part:
You're not even really fat anymore, so you're excluded from the category of men I eschew.
That might be the sweetest email I have received in a long, long time. And yes, I am aware of how sad that is. :)