For some reason I knew that residents of Quebec are called Québécois, and yet I can never remember people’s names, where my keys are, or important dates, let alone who I am going to see.
Example:
The other day I went for a followup Doctor’s visit (diagnosis: fat). I checked in, and the woman behind the counter said, ‘What doctor are you here to see?’
I replied, ‘I don’t know. I can’t remember her name.’
‘Well, when were you here last?’
‘Umm… hard to say. It wasn’t that long ago,’ I said deep in thought.
She continued, ‘Do you remember if you registered as a patient?’
‘Not exactly, but the Doctor did see me, so that’s a good sign, right?’
It just got worse, folks.
2 responses to “My brain is odd (but you already knew that)”
Diagnosis: lost marbles.
That remind me of the last time i wanted to see my doctor.
I called the doctors office to make an appointment and the lady on the phone tells me your doctor isn’t here any more.
That made me flustered because nobody told me i didn’t have a doctor any more.