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Adventures in predictive text

I was just composing an email while I wait for my blood to be taken and technology almost changed the meaning of my email.

I wanted to end the email with ;) because I am a rather accomplished cyber winker but I hit the shift key instead of the alt key and this is what my phone thought I wanted to say: MY assassin.

A subtle difference to be sure, but it would have changed the entire tone of the email.