We all know that I'm not quite a ladies' man (shocking, I know).
I am watching Can't Get A Date on VH1, a show which transforms someone who thinks they can't get a date into someone who can get a date (their tagline is, 'Can't gate a date? Yes, you can.'). The key seems to be confidence, and the best way to get some confidence? Well, it would appear that riding a bike is the answer.
Sadly, the last time I rode a bike I nearly killed myself and dented a car, which also sums up my dating life.
Therefore, it is obvious that I need to acquire a bike and tool around town like a moving buffet of manly sexiness.