Today was Free Cone Day, however, I did not get to partake in any free ice cream. I was going to go to the Ben and Jerry's near Rittenhouse Square after work, but the line was too darn long.

I'm a fat, impatient man. I want my free ice cream now, daddy!

Therefore, I skipped the free ice cream and come home and had some ice cream that I had paid for previously (like a chump).

I'm beginning to think that it is, indeed, hard out there for a pimp. Who knew?