An Ode to Pepsi

Or, Why I Shouldn’t Write Poetry:

Oh, Sweet, Sweet Pepsi.
If you were a woman, would you be my bride?
If you were a sparrow, would you sit outside my window?
If you were a song, would you lull me to sleep?
If you were a horse, could I ride you all night?

3 responses to “An Ode to Pepsi”

  1. “If you were a HORSE, could I ride you all night?” I think you have your night-time riding partners mixed up, bud. You wrote this before things got serious with Marisa, right?

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