Or, Why I Shouldn’t Write Poetry:
Oh, Sweet, Sweet Pepsi.
If you were a woman, would you be my bride?
If you were a sparrow, would you sit outside my window?
If you were a song, would you lull me to sleep?
If you were a horse, could I ride you all night?
3 responses to “An Ode to Pepsi”
Hmmm… the poem’s even more interesting if you switch around the part to the left of each comma with the part to the right…
If I were drinking (Diet) Pepsi, it would have snorted out of my nose.
“If you were a HORSE, could I ride you all night?” I think you have your night-time riding partners mixed up, bud. You wrote this before things got serious with Marisa, right?