You're Cat's Cradle!
by Kurt Vonnegut
You believe quite firmly that free will deserted you long ago and far away. As a result, it's hard to take responsibility for anything. Even though you show great potential as a leader of a small 3rd world country, the choices are all made ahead of time. You're rather fond of games involving string. Your fear of nuclear weaponry is trumped only by your fear of ice.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.
So says the Bookquiz, which I found via BookLust. I'm not sure how accurate it is, but does anyone have any Ice 9 I could borrow?