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T-Mobile internal FAQ for Pulling HP iPaq h6315 from shelves:

Q1: Why was the HP iPAQ pulled from our line of products?

A: We are working with the vendor (Hewlett Packard) to explore possible software
upgrades that may provide an improved customer experience. Until we know whether
these software changes will enhance the experience, we are temporarily suspending

Guess what cellphone/PDA thingy Scott has.