I have found what I'm wearing the Phillies Opening Day

Houseboat, key to the ladies' hearts?

MacGyver gets all the ladies, and he lives on a houseboat. Mere coincidence? I think not. I should have moved to a boathouse on the Schuylkill.

Oh, and ladies, I'm putting you on notice. I just read an article that revealed the secret of how to tell if a woman is sexually attracted to you.

Now I can obsess over why no one is sexually attracted to me. Hurrah! This week off is already paying dividends.