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Houseboat, key to the ladies' hearts?

MacGyver gets all the ladies, and he lives on a houseboat. Mere coincidence? I think not. I should have moved to a boathouse on the Schuylkill.

Oh, and ladies, I'm putting you on notice. I just read an article that revealed the secret of how to tell if a woman is sexually attracted to you.

Now I can obsess over why no one is sexually attracted to me. Hurrah! This week off is already paying dividends.

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