Ok, so it is obvious that I am far from a ladies man. I can’t tell when they are interested in me, I don’t know how to meet them, and I don’t really understand these ’emotions’ that they all seem to have.
With that being said, take a look at the Date Doctor:
Hello and Welcome to my site. First of all let me introduce myself. My name is Christopher Young and I am a dating consultant. I am not some overconfident jerk who thinks he is gods’ gift to women. That is not me, in fact, I am merely a guy who has learned the ropes of this uncanny thing we call “Relationships”.
Now let me tell you what you will find here. If you want to learn how to have sex with any woman you choose. I can teach you! If you want to become more confident conversating with the opposite sex. I will teach you! However there is more to a relationship than just sex and having confidence. My goal as your “Date Doctor” is to make the most out of a relationship. I will help you with learning to listen to the opposite sex, as well as learning how to find your soul-mate.
And here are his prices:
If you are tired of being the third wheel or just plain lonely, then stop wallowing and take your life into your own hands. As of right now all of your dating questions will be answered for FREE! Just send an email with your question to firstname.lastname@example.org. Given the fact that I receive tons of emails, your response will be as prompt as possible. If you would like to have a one on one personal consultation, my services are also for hire. I travel the country helping others just like yourself in the successes of dating and relationships. I charge a fee of $2500. This includes all travel and lodging expenses and a 2-day* consultation. Additional days are $200 per day*.
*One Day equals 8 hours.
No thank you, Date Doctor, I’ll take my chances relying on my own wits. Of course I am going to die alone, but hey at least I’ll have my money to keep me company… oh, and the hundreds of stray cats I am sure to collect. And my model plane collection (which I haven’t started, but come on we can all see it coming).