Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Continueing my descent into insanity I watched Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. I can’t even say that it was on so I watched it, nope, it was a conscious decision. Since I have digital cable I have ‘Comcast On Demand,’ and CoaTDQ was on so I ordered it up (it was free though, so don’t go thinking I paid for it).

Starring Hollywood It Girl Lindsey Lohan as the titular Teenage Drama Queen this movie reaches new heights of horrible. Mary (played my Lindsey) wants nothing more to be an actress and marry her favorite band’s front man (the name of the band escapes me, as I soon hope most of this movie will). Mary makes everyone call her Lola. Lola was born and raised in NYC, and at the beginning of the movie her family must move to NJ, and Lola’s life is over.

She quickly meets a ‘crew’ at her new highschool, gets into a few wacky scraps with the highschool’s most popular girl, and in the end the mean popular girl gets her comeuppance at the school play’s cast party in the form of the front man of the forgotten band coming to visit Lola.

Now, don’t be cross with me since I ruined the movie for you, it really is for the best.

Overall, Blankbaby no likey.