Nick Bradbury bemoans silly, forgetful users:
It usually turns out that the person downloaded a trial version, installed it, then completely forgot about it. When they find it again, they assume that I somehow secretly installed it on their computer. Like I’m some sort of software gnome who visits people during the night, installing my products while they sleep.
Some people believe that there computer has an agenda of its own. These people worry me.
Hal, open the podbay doors.