Jobs and Bunnies

Jobs’ Bizarre Hygienic Regimen.

Jobs eschews all products from companies that perform animal testing, but sources close to him say he does buy his pomade from a small company in Sacramento that verbally abuses little bunnies.

“It actually has nothing to do with making hair care products,” said Megan Donacini, a spokesperson for the company. “We just think it’s funny. And the rabbits don’t even notice it.

“We take turns yelling at them, ‘You stupid bunny!’ or ‘Stupid floppy ears! Stupid little tail! Stupid big hind feet! You’re stupid!’ Ha-ha! Ahhhh…

“We’re grateful Mr. Jobs shares our vision.”

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