Of course if you forget to put the information in your PDA, it doesn’t do you much good.
I completely forgot that Elisa’s birthday was a few days ago, and I feel pretty bad about it.
Good thing we aren’t going out anymore, or I would be in a lot of trouble!
So, Elisa, happy birthday! And keep in mind, I do this to everyone. You had special status for awhile, but now that you are just a friend, I am going to probably forget this kinda thing more often. I mean, you’re the one that reminds me of everyone else’s birthday!
Sorry, and I will get you some chocolate to make up for the overall crappiness of my forgetfulness.
To sum up, happy 50th birthday Elisa. You don’t look a day over 60.
(She isn’t going to like that.)