Based on this post over at notmyself.com, I give you ‘Reasons why my iPod is better than my girlfriend:
01. I have an iPod
Thank you, I’ll be here all night. Try the veal!
You have a girlfriend and an iPod? Impressive.
That was a joke by the way.
No you see, the joke was I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do have an iPod, hence that is why the iPod is better than my girlfriend, who doesn’t exist.
I so funny.
I see now, I see.