I was sick all day on Thursday and Friday, so I didn’t check my mail until today.
That is right, I am feeling better, so I went out to run some errands and check my mail.
Waiting in my mailbox was a Passport! My passport! I can now go overseas legally. No more Cadillacs converted into makeshift boats for me. I am going legit! And after hearing some horror stories about passports I was getting nervous. But all is well, and I got my passport in less than 2 weeks.