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Larp Trek

The Internet is an amazing thing. Today’s evidence of this: Larp Trek.

I found out about this amazing comic from Carrie Anne, who will be appearing on a future episode of Random Trek. When she told me about it she said, “You’re going to lose a lot of time to it.” She was right.

Here’s the idea behind it: the holodecks are all offline on the Enterprise and the TNG bridge crew needs something to entertain them. Geordi decides to game master a role playing game where each of the crew members plays a character on the fictional space station “Deep Space Nine."

That’s right, this comic imagines that DS9 was a campaign in an RPG played by TNG characters. I can’t even.

Just read it. Read it now. Start at the first page. If you like D&D and Star Trek you won’t be sorry.

Also, if you like D&D, Star Trek, AND podcasts, you should listen to:

Who says I have an eReader problem?


I can stop buying them at any time, honest!

Here they are, starting with the silver one in front:

  • Sony PRS-505 - This is the first eBook reader I bought (at Borders!). I bought a week before the Kindle was announced. Thanks, Amazon.
  • Kindle 1: I ordered this the moment it was available to order, and once I got it I promptly stopped using my Sony Reader.
  • nook: My newest eBook reader, from Barnes and Noble. I gave serious thought to putting this one up on eBay, making a quick buck, and then buying one later... but I'm too lazy.
  • Kindle 2: I ordered this one as soon as it was available as well. It is so much better than the Kindle 1 it ain't funny.
  • Kindle DX: I was intrigued by the Kindle DX (basically a larger version of the Kindle 2) but I wasn't going to buy one, that is until I ended up writing a book about the Kindle. Then I HAD to buy it (yeah, that's the ticket). You can feel free to buy my Kindle book and read it on your Kindle.

Clearly, I really like eBook readers... and I'll never recoup all the money I've spent on them but life is too short NOT to have 5 eBook readers (we actually have 6 in the house since Marisa has a Kindle 2 of her own).

Blankbaby Approved: Thomas' English Muffin Honey Wheat

There are things in life that seem to need no improvement. Would you slap on another coat of paint on Mona Lisa? I think not. Would you change one strand of wig hair from the head of William Shatner? Not if you know what's good for you.

Thomas' English Muffins were also in the pantheon of perfection, that is until I tried Thomas' English Muffins Honey Wheat. This, my dear friends, is the best thing to happen to the English Muffin industry since the invention of the nook and/or cranny. I can not put into works how tasty these freakin' things are. They make normal English Muffins taste like day old salamander goo (and I don't even know what that is, let alone what it tastes like... but it can't be good).

Give 'em a whirl, and let me know what you think.

Blankbaby Approved: Max Raabe and the Palast Orchester

They did rock me

Tonight I had the good fortune to see Max Raab & the Palast Orchester in concert, and I must tell you that was the best $40 I have spent in a long time. Those Germans sure do know how to entertain, and entertained I was.

If you aren't familiar with Max Raabe, shame on you! He is a German cabaret singer who sings classics from the 20's and 30's backed by the Palast Orchester. Tonight they entranced a crowd at the Kimmel Center for a few hours, and we were transported back to a different time. I felt like we should have all been dressed in our finest (tuxes for the gentlemen and evening gowns for the ladies) whilst dancing on a large black and white checkered marble floor. Good thing we weren't though, since I was something of a third wheel (though in this case I was a fifth wheel). I would have been dancing with myself and we all know what that's a euphemism for (or is it?).

Max has that 30's sound down pat (if you don't know what I'm talking about think a cross between nasal and tinny, but in a good way) and the Palaster Orchester know how to play (and the lone dame in the group is quite the looker to boot). They seemed like they were having the time of their lives and that energy was sent to the audience, who seemed to enjoying the evening just as much (each number's completion was met with a rousing round of applause).

During intermission I used the restroom (they are nice) and then attempted to purchase a CD. There was one lone CD salesperson who was besieged by Raabe-heads jonesin' for a CD. People were just slapping $20 bills on the table faster than he could hand out the CD's. I was a good man though, and I waited my turn. I was rewarded with a copy of the same CD that other, pushier Max Raabe fans bought but I got something that was much more valuable than any CD: an air of superiority over those other gauche concert goers. Shoving is for plebeians.

Favorite moments of the evening? Here are a few:

  • During intermission, as I was waiting for my concert accompanists (see what I did there?) to return to their seats, an older woman and her husband (I assume) struck up a conversation with me. She told me, 'I've never heard of this Max Raabe.' I noticed she had a copy of his CD, so I asked her why she came to see him if she didn't know who he was. She replied, 'I'm german so I figured I would like it.' Like it she did.
  • Max Raabe on German waltzes: "They aren't as beautiful as Viennese waltzes... but they're much louder." (paraphrased)
  • Getting to say the phrase, 'I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask your badger to leave,' and have it make total sense in the context of the conversation.
  • Wondering, with Type E, if the Palast Orchester was made up entirely of midgets and how great that would be if it were the case, but only if they never acknowledged it during the concert (turns out there wasn't a midget in sight, though they are small so I might have overlooked them).

Sherri and Badger were also in attendance, though I hear Badger was a naughty boy. Badgers, ya can't take 'em anywhere.

A big thanks to Becky, of Good Grief! fame, for organizing this outing.

Haagen Daz Raspberry Sorbet: Blankbaby Approved

approvedsorbet.jpgA summer evening brings with it several things, amongst them heat and discomfort. However, I have found the remedy for the foul summer and it can be yours for about 4 bucks.

Of what do I speak, you ask?

Why, Haagen Daz Raspberry Sorbet. What is not to like? It is tasty, fat free, and above all tasty (yes, I know I said that twice but it sure as heck tastes good).

Do yourself a favor and give this fine product a whirl, it is just what Blankbaby ordered on a hot summer's eve.

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell

strangenorrellapproved.jpgJulie was kind enough to let me borrow "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell" a few weeks ago, and I assured her that I would be done with it within a week. A week turned in to a fortnight, and yet the 800 page tome still bested me.

It sat on the floor mocking me. It seemed to say, 'You aren't man enough to finish me, boy.' To which I replied, 'Oh, yeah?!'

I did finish it, and I enjoyed it immensely. Why did it take me so long to finish it? Well, it has been a rather busy few weeks here at Blankbaby headquarters what with the surprise Christmas parties, the awarding of prizes, the treks to far away lands and what have you.

The book itself was a joy. I love footnotes, and this novel was chock full of them, and they were my favorite kind of footnotes, footnotes that told a story that was different than that of the main characters. I suppose one could read this novel and skip the footnotes, but I wouldn't recommend it.

If you are in the market for an 800 page novel about magic returning to England then look no further than "Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell".

And yes, Hilary, this means I will finally be passing along the book to you.

MarsEdit: Blankbaby Approved

marseditapproved.gifThis is the inaugural post in a new category, 'Blankbaby Approved.'

What is this all about? I often want to write reviews about various products but I don't want to clutter the site with categories for software reviews, movie reviews, book reviews, and random reviews. My solution? Create a catch all category, with a little logo, and have at it.

I have been using MarsEdit since it was in beta, and it made me change my opinion of weblog editing software. I tried using ecto a long time ago, and it left me thinking, 'why would anyone need to use a blog editor?' And then Ranchero Software announced that the blog editor in NetNewsWire would be seperated into a stand alone product (and would be completey rewritten). Not only that, but if you paid for a license for NetNewsWire 1.0 (which I did), you get a free upgrade to 2.0 (not out yet), and a free license to the new weblog editor, MarsEdit (which just reached 1.0 a few days ago).

The highest compliment I can give MarsEdit is that I can't imagine posting to Blankbaby without it. MarsEdit is an indispensable part of my blogging toolkit, and it looks like it will just get better.

MarsEdit, consider yourself 'Blankbaby Approved.' Please use your powers for awesome.