Don’t like the ears, how about a blazer?
My current favorite sentence written by me on TUAW

The meaning of my birthday

Your Birthdate: February 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May

I always thought I looked good in fuchsia, but I don't think I'm that charming.

UPDATE: It would appear that once again, the Internet has lied to me.  Two friends of mine, who happen to have been born on the 14th of a month, took this little test and received the same exact results.  Either there are just 31 options, or the three of us have a tremendous amount in common.