
Last year I remembered, this year I didn't. Folks, here is a little hint that will make any relationships you have with me much smoother. I'm bad at remembering things, dates especially. It doesn't mean I don't like you, it just means I am a stupid, stupid man.
Dave, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday and I would like to say that it'll never happen again but I'll bet ya dollars to doughnuts (does anyone still use that phrase?) that I forget next year.