These could come in handy if this comes to fruition.
If I have to listen to people's moronic phone conversations when I am jammed into a small coach seat, with that damned seat-belt tight around my ample stomach, I might have to resort to more than dirty looks to vent my anger. That's right, I am talking about audibly sighing loudly and often.
Plus, if you're sitting next to me on a plane and you want to chat on the phone the whole trip, guess what? This fat guy is gonna have to use the restroom. Frequently.
"Sorry to have to ask you to move this often, I guess I shouldn't have had that bean burrito before I got on the plane. Oh, and tell your mom I said hi, and too bad about that colostomy bag incident. I'll be right back!"
