I have one word for you, Mike: amateur.
You're talking to a man who just bought 13 books in 30 minutes here. OK, so he isn't talking to anyone, but hey it is a nice turn of phrase.
Anyway, let's take a look around stately Blankbaby Manor:
First off, the books that I have purchased but have not read yet (currently around 59 books, and this number will only grow):

If you look closely you will see that I am even using two books to hold up my Air Conditioner. Yet, I'm that classy. And resistance is futile, ladies.
Let us cast our gaze to my desk:

I needed something to hold up a heavy monitor that is sitting on that wooden platform, so I used some books. That pin tells the world that I am a 'Certified Macromedia Professional.' Jealous yet?
Onto the livingroom, where the books that I have read line the wall:

OK, there are some DVD's mixed in, but for the most part they are all books.
And finally, on top of the fridge not only do we find clutter and some russian dolls, but some books:

So, Mike, who has a book addiction? Hmm?
Of course Mike has a home office, and I don't, so he wins on that point.