I was just looking around F.A.O. Schwarz's doll section (don't ask) and what did I see but this picture of this little girl. I imagine that she gets her power from the lifeless stares of her doll army. 'Bring me the hearts of my enemies,' I imagine her whispering into her doll's plastic ears.
Some might say that I have too much time on my hands. Some might say that, indeed.