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Everybody likes me!

The ratings are in, and I am the smash hit of the summer!

To clue you in, I sent an email to a bunch of my friends and told them to check out my online JOURNAL (I am not a sissy!!!!!!). Most of them have written me back and they... love it. Some of them have compared me with Dickens (I blush), others say that I have given meaning to their pathetic lives (you are welcome carol).

It feels good to be doing good. I am changing the way people think of themselves, and others. It is what I have been born to do.

Anywho, I went to a wedding this weekend. It was good and Catholic, offerings to the Virgin Mary, the whole bit. I was flashing back to grade school during mass. It was odd. I really think they need to update the mass again. Can you say, "Sexxy nuns?" I knew you could!

That is what the Roman Catholic Church needs.. sex appeal! You never hear anyone say, "Check out that guy, he's got a butt like a priest!"

Maybe they should. Maybe they should.